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| SO ANYWAY WHAT I WAS SAYING BEFORE I went and had a baby…before I became so sleep deprived that I’d gladly pay $1000 for a nap…before I watched my breasts swell up so big that I considered painting logos on them and flying them over sporting events…before I realized that I now consume meals with the removed enjoyment and raw speed of a competitive hot dog eater…what I was saying was, “Yes, I’d love to go have a leisurely lunch with you.” |
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