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Onward you go, free, single, and wiser for it

Greeting Card

Our Price: $4.70

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Product Code: 03168001-OPINIONS

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NOT THAT OUR OPINIONS
Are worth anything here, but sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln, we’re glad you stopped seeing that guy. He was so sensationally wrong for you. Honestly, he didn’t look much better than those unpolished, third-tier news anchors who get the call on Christmas day. He dressed as if he were going to a Mobile Home Expo. And was that him dancing or a sugared-up six year old riding a Hippity Hop? So onward you go, free, single, and wiser for it.